My dad just called me, laughing hysterically. This is how the conversation went:
Me: Hi dad.
Dad: What happens when a cat eats a ball of yarn?
Me: It gets a really bad hairball?
Dad: No. It has mittens! *laughs*
Dad: Isn’t that funny?
Me: No. It’s terrible actually.
Dad: No. It’s funny.
Me: No it’s not. It’s terrible. It barely even makes sense.
Dad: Nuh uh. It’s funny. I bet you tell it to someone within 24 hours.
So there you have it. I guess I told a lot of people.
The more important thing: Is it in the “Father’s Manual” to tell lame jokes? What’s the protocol to get that chapter amended?