Nicole’s Sexy Single’s Bar

I have a problem. It’s only just occured to me, this problem I have. You see I now have 5 lonely socks without a mate – plus a poor, solitary mitten, also mate-less.

It’s come time for me to admit that I suffer from Second Sock Syndrome. This means that I have many single (whiny) projects who want a mate. Lets meet one.

First up, Erica.

Nicole: Hello Erica, it’s nice to meet you.

Erica: Well it’s great to be here. I have a feeling that today might be the day.

N: How’s that?

E: Well, I have this feeling that I’m not going be single for much longer.

N: What makes you think that you won’t leave here alone?

E: Well, compared to these other socks here, my mate is already half-finished – ready for the heel turn. Also, I’m a rather pleasant pattern (Lace Leaves Socks) with such incredible beauty for such an easily memorized repeat. And – Look at my toe – the leaves finish themselves! How who can resist that?

N: That is a very clever detail I have to admit. What is your response to the fact that some of these other socks feel your yarn is a disadvantage?

E: It’s so hard to compete with merino! Stupid fiber snobs. There is absolutely nothing wrong with being superwash wool – heck, i’m even re-inforced with nylon. I’ll be here for a while – I’ll live through trips through the wash! And look at my coloring – such a gorgeous red. No one else here can compete with a red-head.

N: Well, best of luck to you! Let me know how things work out – And be sure to invite me to the wedding!

See More from this Series
Marla’s Story
Katie’s Bitter Diatribe
Sarah’s Egotistical Optimism
Vita’s Norwegian Skepticism

See what happened to Erika Here!


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